I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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