I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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