I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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