Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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