Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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