on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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