i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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