So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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