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i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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