when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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