Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I am naked and annoyed.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
and you fell through a lawn chair
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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