let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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