No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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