Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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