Dual....:-)
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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