fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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