I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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