Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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