It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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