I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I would fuck him just for his dog
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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