trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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