is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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