This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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