can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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