She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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