He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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