yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Shame - the story of my life.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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