More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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