She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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