just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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