Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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