they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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