We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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