I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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