Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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