watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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