For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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