his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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