and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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