they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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