I don't think brook has ever known best
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
