Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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