im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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