Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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