she was so not down for the gang bang
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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