it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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