hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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