Christians are straight up FREAKS
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize