oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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