don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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