kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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