There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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