opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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