Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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