Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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