i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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