Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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